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Tiger Girl Comes Clean!

Once upon a time, just right over the hill, there lived a beautiful tiger girl by the name of Tamera. Like all tiger girls Tamera wore a tiger skin bikini, swung through the jungle on vines and talked to animals. I'm not saying the animals had a clue what she was saying to them, I'm just saying she talked to them. Okay, talked at them. Anyway, so Tamera was always having adventures, exciting adventures. She would save lives, take lives, destroy lives and generally change people's lives dramatically when she came into town. Fortunately she didn't go to town that often, being a tiger girl, which is virtually interchangeable with being a jungle girl. And we all know jungle girls don't live in towns they live in jungles. That's just the kind of girl Tamera was...or is.


MURDER MOST FOUL SOLVED
Way back in 1968, there was no greater power in the growing metropolis of Ensley, than the town's namesake family, the Enselys. That year love was in, love beads were in, love posters were in, but in this sleepy village what was in ... was MURDER.