she is Sheena Queen of the Jungle. Shes been the subject of a number
of movies, the best of which stared the often-naked Betty Page. You look
at the Sheena before you. Its Betty all right. "Does the real
Sheena know that youre impersonating her?" you ask.
"There is no real Sheena," she answers, "shes just an imaginary character. A mans imagination, I might add."
"Thats ridiculous, next youll be telling me that theres no real Batman," you joke.
"Come on, Ive seen dozens of Batmen just in the past hour. Thats like denying the sky."
"Those are just pretend Batfolk, like Im a pretend Sheena," Betty exclaims. "Next youll be telling me you believe in Jesus." You ignore her as she turns around to ogle her vast film collection.
You can step outside or hang out with Betty and talk about the movies. She knows all about the movies and has been the film critic for The Birmingham Free Press for over a century.