You arrive on the 9th floor via a swift elevator. You have no cash so you have to tip the elevator operator with your credit card.

Glowing in a pile of rubble is a flying saucer from the DC universe. You see a beautiful Spacebabe who seems a bit flustered. She claims to be Bar-Bar-Gord-En form the planet Krypton. She’s trying to get to the EC universe. Good luck getting a flight to EC or DC out of Birmingham. Well maybe DC, depending on the universe.